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R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.
I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
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Just 3/4? Light weight!- These users thanked the author Trobador222 for the post:
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wushuman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:26 am You mean 3/4 woman, 1/4 something else?
or 3/4 like they have 1/4 missing?
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Pre op.wushuman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:26 am You mean 3/4 woman, 1/4 something else?
or 3/4 like they have 1/4 missing?
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Grab their assMr. Marty wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.
I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
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Nurses can LEGALLY put their whole hand inside you.
Not just a finger like cops.
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Lasagna Pirate wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:04 pmNurses can LEGALLY put their whole hand inside you.
Not just a finger like cops.
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You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.
Some guys would pay good money for that.
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mmm not all the time but most of it. Spent 8 hours there....for a fucking kidney stone.
Three hours attached to a liter bag of fluids. Being watched was part of the gig. One nurse was very caring. I liked her. The doc was female too. She was colder. But then as a doc I supose she had to be.
...and I did pay good money. It is called a Medical Bill.
Three hours attached to a liter bag of fluids. Being watched was part of the gig. One nurse was very caring. I liked her. The doc was female too. She was colder. But then as a doc I supose she had to be.
...and I did pay good money. It is called a Medical Bill.
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He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it.Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 amYou make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.
Some guys would pay good money for that.
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Just brush your teeth after innit.Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pmHe'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it.Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 amYou make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.
Some guys would pay good money for that.![]()
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This is why God gave us Listerine. That and to strip paint off the walls!Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pmJust brush your teeth after innit.Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pmHe'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it.Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.
Some guys would pay good money for that.![]()
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Exactly, I would tongue punch that fart box, then use listerine and brush after, but I didn't mind the corn kernel in my teethLasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pmJust brush your teeth after innit.Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pmHe'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it.Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.
Some guys would pay good money for that.![]()




