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Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:53 am
by Ifunkus
I'm getting like 3/4 women asking me for sex every single day, anyone else getting this....man I feel like a porn star as we speak 🌟👿😎

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am
by Mr. Marty
R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.

I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:18 am
by Trobador222
:time_for_the_meds: Just 3/4? Light weight!

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:26 am
by wushuman
You mean 3/4 woman, 1/4 something else?

or 3/4 like they have 1/4 missing?

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:09 pm
by Ifunkus
wushuman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:26 am You mean 3/4 woman, 1/4 something else?

or 3/4 like they have 1/4 missing?
:lol: I'm presuming they are whole ,unless they are an amputee :shock: :lol: anything possible 😆

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:39 pm
by Lasagna Pirate
wushuman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:26 am You mean 3/4 woman, 1/4 something else?

or 3/4 like they have 1/4 missing?
Pre op.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:16 pm
by Ifunkus
Mr. Marty wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.

I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
Grab their ass :oops: :lol:

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:04 pm
by Lasagna Pirate
Ifunkus wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:16 pm
Mr. Marty wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.

I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
Grab their ass :oops: :lol:
Nurses can LEGALLY put their whole hand inside you.
Not just a finger like cops.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:08 pm
by Ifunkus
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:04 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:16 pm
Mr. Marty wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.

I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
Grab their ass :oops: :lol:
Nurses can LEGALLY put their whole hand inside you.
Not just a finger like cops.
:lol: ooffff...lol

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am
by Mr. Marty
I did maintain my dignity.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
by Lasagna Pirate
Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:37 am
by Mr. Marty
mmm not all the time but most of it. Spent 8 hours there....for a fucking kidney stone.
Three hours attached to a liter bag of fluids. Being watched was part of the gig. One nurse was very caring. I liked her. The doc was female too. She was colder. But then as a doc I supose she had to be.

...and I did pay good money. It is called a Medical Bill.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
by Ifunkus
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm
by Lasagna Pirate
Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:48 pm
by Trobador222
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am

You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.
This is why God gave us Listerine. That and to strip paint off the walls!

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:39 pm
by Ifunkus
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am

You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.
Exactly, I would tongue punch that fart box, then use listerine and brush after, but I didn't mind the corn kernel in my teeth🤣🤣🤣👍