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Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:07 pm

Trobador222 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:00 am I think we should form a heavy metal band and call it Fart Box Tongue Punchers!
I'm in it😂👍

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Lasagna Pirate » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:37 pm

Trobador222 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:00 am I think we should form a heavy metal band and call it Fart Box Tongue Punchers!
Collab!

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ashley » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:21 am

Trobador222 wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:00 am I think we should form a heavy metal band and call it Fart Box Tongue Punchers!
"FBTP" it has a kind of ring to it - it works on many levels. :lol:

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Trobador222 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:00 am

I think we should form a heavy metal band and call it Fart Box Tongue Punchers!

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:28 pm

When I'm chatting girls up on the Internet, I always say, do you want your fart box tounge punched.....its a cardinal rule.😂 sorry for being rude alish😂

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ashley » Sat Mar 27, 2021 9:37 am

The can - how it's all coming back to me now - now I know why I don't reply to much of the can stuff, I think so!! :lol:

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:59 pm

Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:47 pm Tongue punch that fart box.
I did :lol: she loved it but wouldn't do anal, frustrating 😑🤣🤣 she loved her tight little ass hole being tounge punched but wouldn't give her asshole up...........bitch🤣🤣

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Lasagna Pirate » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:47 pm

Tongue punch that fart box.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:39 pm

Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am

You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.
Exactly, I would tongue punch that fart box, then use listerine and brush after, but I didn't mind the corn kernel in my teeth🤣🤣🤣👍

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Trobador222 » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:48 pm

Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am

You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.
This is why God gave us Listerine. That and to strip paint off the walls!

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Lasagna Pirate » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:28 pm

Ifunkus wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm
Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:
Just brush your teeth after innit.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:08 pm

Lasagna Pirate wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am
Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.
He'll yeah, my x girlfriend was a dental nurse I used to get her to wear her uniform for sex, man I ate her ass out like a good thing, she loved it. :twisted:

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Mr. Marty » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:37 am

mmm not all the time but most of it. Spent 8 hours there....for a fucking kidney stone.
Three hours attached to a liter bag of fluids. Being watched was part of the gig. One nurse was very caring. I liked her. The doc was female too. She was colder. But then as a doc I supose she had to be.

...and I did pay good money. It is called a Medical Bill.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Lasagna Pirate » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:30 am

Mr. Marty wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am I did maintain my dignity.
You make it sound like they were watching you the whole time.

Some guys would pay good money for that.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Mr. Marty » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:14 am

I did maintain my dignity.

Re: Internet hoe's! LoL

by Ifunkus » Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:08 pm

Lasagna Pirate wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:04 pm
Ifunkus wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:16 pm
Mr. Marty wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:35 am R U kidding? I spend the day at the hospital trying to pass a kidney stone.

I did get to see some nurses but they all were wearing masks.
Grab their ass :oops: :lol:
Nurses can LEGALLY put their whole hand inside you.
Not just a finger like cops.
:lol: ooffff...lol

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